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Join us in our mission to
deprogram the brainwashed masses from thinking that inferior yellow fizzy
carbonated alcoholic beverages are beer just because the commercials say
that they are. It is our duty to see that these folks are sufficiently
awakened to see these beverages as the faux beers that they are.
Zirconium is not diamond, no
matter how much it looks like it. Yellow fizzy beverages like Budweiser
(and many others) are not beer, unless of course you define beer as a drink
made from barley and/or rice, corn, pudding, popsicles, sorghum, ice cream
(or any material containing sugar) that include hops and alcohol.
These beverages are just foul
tasting concoctions that can make you act bizarre in public.
We prefer real beer, a beverage
that is a good tasting concoction made from fine malted barley, quality hops,
and has alcohol in it, that can make you act bizarre in public.
Be better than others. Be one of
us, the snooty, the beer snobs. Be superior to others, make fun of the
swill they drink, ridicule them for being the million-dollar-ad-campaign
suckers that they are. It is not unkind if it makes them a better person.
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